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Billy Calypso is the host of the Twisted Metal contest in Twisted Metal: Small Brawl.
He is a bully who shoves kids into lockers, push them down roads, steal their pets, and generally harasses the younger, smaller children in the neighborhood in order for them to join his contest - A remote-controlled demolition derby.
As usual, Calypso grants the wish of whoever wins his tournament. Due to the lighter nature of the game, however, Calypso frequently ends up with the short end of the stick, either as a side effect of the winner's wish (e.g. Sweet Tooth) or because the champion is merely taking revenge for his bullying (e.g. Agent Stone and Slam).
Appearance[]
Calypso is portrayed as a blonde, spiky-haired bully.
Bio (Manual)[]
Calypso is a rude, despicable boy, who only picks on the smaller kids in the neighborhood. A true bully to the core, he takes lunch money and extorts homework assignments. Calypso is the kid that everyone avoids at school and wishes he would get expelled or put in detention forever... Now's your chance to get even!
Story (Manual)[]
He's stolen their lunch money, shot spit wads at them and sent their pets to the veterinarian. Calypso, the rough and tough neighborhood bully, has gotten bored of simply pushing the local kids around. Calypso thought to himself, "Dude... there's gotta be something' or someone for me to kick around..."
Then one day, while watching a demolition derby on TV, Calypso said, "Cool! If I could just have my own lil' derby, I'd have a blast watching those dumb kids go at it. I gotta have this tournament! It would absolutely rule!"
But Calypso's idea had a big hole in it - none of the neighborhood kids were old enough to drive. "Shoot! Now what am I supposed to do?!" thought Calypso. After much thought, he bursted out, "Wait! I got an idea."
He devised a plan and "invited" the neighborhood kids to a tournament. Of course they agreed (some were more willing than others).
Looking at Sweet Tooth, Mr. Grimm, Outlaw and the rest of the unruly pack, Calypso said, "First, you need to get a remote control car. Then, get ready to put your remote control cars to a real test ...Any questions? I didn't think so."
"One more thing," heckled Calypso, "to make things interesting, I'll grant the winner one wish... so think about what ya want." Calypso then whispered to himself... "'cuz you'll really get it... heh heh..."
Downfalls[]
- Sweet Tooth - Billy Calypso shows Sweet Tooth the ice cream truck that his R/C car is based on and wonders why he would only think about ice cream when he could have had anything he wanted. Sweet Tooth then smiles maniacally, and drives the truck with Calypso strapped on the front, screaming and begging to stop the truck, as police cars are seen chasing it.
- Crimson Fury - Agent Stone encounters Billy Calypso in a computer room, along with his pet cat. Stone gets a water pistol and sprays the cat, causing it to attack Billy Calypso.
- Outlaw - Officer Roberts declares that he is putting Billy Calypso under arrest, revealing a large missile within his vehicle. As Billy Calypso nervously backs away, he inadvertently falls into a manhole, leaving Officer Roberts' rocket to hit a real police cruiser and drew police attention. Despite this, it could still be considered a negative outcome for Billy Calypso.
- Shadow - Billy Calypso is in front of an shack that may be his secret base, explaining that Mortimer's frog, Goulber, is causing so much noise, he can't get inside. Mortimer then explains that the frog must have been exposed to some kind of radiation and quickly leaves the scene, saying: "On second thought, you can keep the frog." Goulber grows in size, collapsing it and then eating Billy Calypso alive.
- Slam - Slam encounters Billy Calypso in a dirt area and attacks with his R/C vehicle. Billy Calypso mocks his efforts, but Slam points out that a full-sized loader is right behind the bully. Thus, the latter finds himself buried up to his neck in dirt, saying "Okay, I can live with this...." However, out of nowhere, a porta-potty falls on top of him. Moments later, Slam enters the porta-potty, and Billy Calypso begins screaming.
Gallery[]
| Twisted Metal: Small Brawl Characters | |
|---|---|
| Host | Billy Calypso |
| Contestants | Agent Stone • Jimmy Ash • Hammerhead • Mime • Mr. Grimm • Slam • Officer Roberts • Piecemeal • Mortimer • Spectre • Sweet Tooth • Vinnie & Bruce • Trapper • Twister • Warthog • Axel |
| Others | Goulber the Frog |
| Scrapped | Grasshopper • Minion • Yellow Jacket |